Bopadoodle Berry Bonanza

It is a widely known fact that I am quite clever. I am very astute in my ways of thinking and you may find that I come up with quite possibly the greatest names of all time for my beverages. The above example is just one of the numerous absolutely astounding alliterations you will read in this blog. Prepare to be WOWED.

1 Royal Gala Apple, cut into cubes (core = not delicious, add at own risk)
1 Banana, cut into four equal pieces (once again, use ruler)
1 Cup Raspberries
1/2 Cup Blueberries
1/2 Cup OJ (If the glove don't fit, you all full of sh*t)
4 Ice Cubes

Peace and much love to you.

Ridonculous Raspberry Smoothie

This one goes out to a very special lady, and one I haven't seen in ages. Kendra: a new update because I know you want to see one.

1 Nectarine, pitted and cut into cubes
1 Banana, cut into four equal pieces (use ruler)
1 Cup Raspberries (pronounce the "P," because that's how Kendie does it.)
1/2 Cup Orange Juice
3 Ice Cubes (frozen water, not to be confused with Hip Hop artist)

Blend together and serve! Smoothie serves two tiny people, one and a half medium-sized people or one large person.

Easy, peasy, lemon-squeezy!